Recently I bought several things for some baby showers. The other day Silas came downstairs and announced very proudly, “We’re going to have a baby soon, a new little baby, and I’m going to hold him.” I said “Oh really, why do you think that?” “Because,” he said “there’s new baby stuff in the bag upstairs.” He was so excited that it broke my heart to tell him “no, we’re not really going to have a new baby.”

So I was telling Russell the story and he said to Silas, “if we ever have a new baby, you’d have to share Buzz Lightyear, could you do that?”
S: “Yes, I would daddy!”
R: “Oh, well I’m very happy to hear that son.”
S: “Yes, daddy, but I don’t think the baby will like Buzz.”